PERSONAL OUTRAGE!!!

Well, today is a historic day. For the first time in the history at this blog I am going to outrage and create a universal paradox. I’m outraged at myself. That’s right, me, YOU HEARD ME!!! So what reason do I have to be outraged? Well, among many, today I’m selecting one. And it’s my appearance. Why does it outrage me? Am I self-centered? Not at all. I’m the ugliest son-of-a-gun that’s around. So, the reason I’m outraged at myself is my weight. While I’m not morbidly obese, I do have a bit of a gut and, to be honest, I don’t like it one bit. I’m trying very hard to be motivated to lose the weight, but I easily lose motivation. So, that really bugs the heck out of me. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME!!! I’m very upset at myself. I’ll be honest, the reason I want to lose the weight is my health. It can’t be healthy to be overweight. Yet, time and time again, I return to my evil master: The Whopper. I lack discipline, plain and simple. So, to the many readers of my blog, I ask that you join me in my outrage. While personal insults don’t work with me, logical reasoning does. So, if anyone can help me to keep motivated to lose the weight, I’d very much appreciate it. YOU HEAR ME, ME?!!! THAT’S RIGHT, I’M TALKING TO ME!!! The goal is 40 lbs. Let’s drop them.