ANOTHER DISK JOCKEY OUTRAGE!!!

Greetings readers! As many of you know, one the very first outrage topics was against a local dj who contributed to the downfall of Mexican culture. Well, today’s outrage goes directed to another dj that is just a big a moron as he is.  Not for bringing down his people, but for causing a division among his listeners. He’s a morning radio host to a certain sports station in the area. One morning, I was listening to his show, as it kept me entertained, when I heard one of the most offensive comments EVER!!! See, one of the hot topics in town is the sale of the Chicago Cubs and the naming rights to Wrigley Field. Well, this douche says that he can’t wait to see all the Cubs fans cry when they take down the marquis at WF. WHAT?!!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE NEUTRAL WHEN IT COMES TO THAT!!! EVEN THE DJ’S THAT ARE CUBS FANS KNOW THAT AND THEY DON’T BASH THE SOX!!! First off, this moron doesn’t know his butt from one of the potholes I already outraged about! WF has landmark status and that protects the marquis. Even if someone else buys the naming rights, THE SIGN WILL STILL SAY WRIGLEY FIELD!!! My blood is boiling as I write this, loyal readers. So, I chose the more common way to protest his idiotic comments: a good old fashioned boycott. I refuse to listen to his show. Others on the station I like, but not him. Not anymore. He’s on my “list”. So, if you know who I’m talking about and you’re a Cubs fan, I urge you to not listen to this dj whose broadcasting credentials include hot dog vendor.

WORK OUT-RAGE!!!

Greetings readers!!! Sorry about the extra day off. Had some business to take care of. Oh and do I have a nugget for you today! Last night, I was at the gym continuing my rehab towards a more fit lifestyle, when I decided I had enough of certain people. What people, you ask? Well, I’m talking about the people that show up to the gym to waste time, space, and money! See, while I was using a machine I noticed an individual standing in the middle of the gym, looking bug eyed and lost. The guy had no idea what to do. This really bothers me. If you have no point or business working out, WHY WASTE MONEY AND TIME AND SPACE?!!! See, readers, I personally have a workout plan. I know what to do when I get there. I follow a routine and it’s very good. But some guys and girls don’t know what exercises to do, how to use the machines or what process to follow. Does anyone know what can happen if you don’t use the equipment or move yourself properly? SERIOUS INJURY!!! Why are these dopes going to the gym and making fools of themselves? Hey, I’m not being general. Some people there know what they heck they’re doing, but others are just there to look at girls or to try and prove their manliness by benching 250 lbs. There’s only one result that can have: a hernia. So, to all those that go to the gym without any idea what to do, PLEASE, STAY OUT OF OUR WAY AND LET SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING USE THE MACHINES!!!

OUTRAGED?!!! NOT TODAY!!!

Happy Friday, lovely readers!!! I’m in a surprisingly good mood today. Much has to do with me having a 3 day weekend. But, I’ve got no worries today. Let’s go home and pop open a Sam Adams! Good weekend to you all!!!

LAWFUL OUTRAGE!!!

Why is it that people think they can hide behind the law? The other day, my mother ran into a most frightful experience with a woman who threatened her over, get this, a parking spot. What happened was that we parked close to her car and that, according to the neighbors is a big no-no. This was a very heavyset woman, but the way she came running out of the house, you’d think she was a world class sprinter. Naturally, when I heard the commotion and saw what was happening, I called the boys in blue. And, to my surprise, the response time was phenomenal. We told them what happened, and by know the fat pig lady had already gone in to her house since the car had been moved. I pointed out the house where Mrs. Fat Bastard lived and the officers went to knock. Guess what happened? NO ONE CAME OUT!!! MAYBE IF WE’D PARKED NEXT TO HER CAR AGAIN, WE COULD HAVE LURED HER OUT FROM HER PIG PEN!!! No, my friends, no answer at the door. So, the gentle officers told me that if there any more trouble to phone in and they’ll be back. His exact words were “we’ll get her eventually”. First off, thank you officers for the nice job. I was told by another neighbor that this wasn’t the first time this had happened. That Ms. Piggy had threatened other people and even phoned in her own cop friend to do something to the innocent bystander. Well, I WOULD LOVE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!!! See, Queen Slob isn’t the only one with powerful friends. What with police abuse being a hot issue, there’s nothing more I’d love than to bring this to the public eye. So go ahead, threaten and yell all you want, you fat piece of trash. You’ll get yours.

PUBLICITY OUTRAGE!!!

First off, condolences to the Ledger family. Interesting, isn’t it? The death of the young actor dominated the news last night and continues to be a hot topic. What with rumors flying about of his cause of death and the hundreds of blogs dedicated to bringing you the personal lives of celebrities. Let me state, briefly, my opinion of the paparazzi. They’re all selfish pigs that don’t deserve any of the things they have. What a waste of their lives. Instead of doing something useful, like being a doctor or using their life to help human kind, they’ve devoted themselves to taking pics of Britney at the 7-Eleven or Amy’s new ‘do. It sickens me. There are millions of real news stories, yet society does nothing but focus on the figures that are as worthless as the people that take their pictures. What about taking pics of things that are news? Like civil wars in Africa or poverty across Latin America? NO!!! THAT WON’T BRING IN RATINGS!!! LOOK, LOHAN’S REAR!! TAKE A PICTURE!!! Granted, she has a great can, but I don’t really think it’s newsworthy. I don’t mean to distract from the real issue at hand, but my condolences don’t just go out to the Ledger family. They go out to the millions of families that have lost a loved one yesterday, today, and even while I’m writing this post. Someone is thinking about you.

LATE NIGHT OUTRAGE!!!

I’d just like to state my position before going ahead with this outrage: I don’t approve of any violence in this world and it brings me no joy, either. You’ll see what I’m talking about.

How sad is it when we turn on the evening news or the nightly news before going to bed and hear a mother or a close family member mourning the child that was just gunned down? It’s one of the most horrifying experiences for any parent to go through. However, I do believe in looking at things from multiple points of view. The people that commit these crimes should rot in jail for the rest of their lives. The death sentence is stupid. It doesn’t bring back your dead loved ones. But lets analyze this from a different perspective. Most of these shootings occur in the wee hours of the night, while you and I are home sleeping soundly. So, the parents don’t exactly know where their children are. Why not? Seems to me that parents should be aware who their underage son or daughter are around. Don’t suffocate them, but try to know they’re associations. It’s easy to pin the blame on others, but never on ones self. Parents, want to avoid being that crying mom on TV? Keep a close relationship with your children. Or how about this, want to avoid being the parents of the 16 year-old schmuck convicted of murder? Spend time with your kids. No matter how much time and how many shifts you work, all parents should spend time with their children, regardless of age. Keep your eyes on your kids and you can avoid having to outlive them. And as for the cowards that are only big men when armed with a pistol, you’ll get yours. You can’t avoid justice. It’ll find you. Someday, it’ll find you.

CULTURAL OUTRAGE 2!!!

If any of this posting seems garbled, please excuse me. The Saturday night hangover still hasn’t worn out yet. Anyhow, this weekend I heard the tale of an acquaintance of mine that happens to be of Mexican and Colombian descent. His lady friend made the comment that because his family comes from 2 different places, they really have no specific culture. Well, I find 2 things wrong with that. #1: I’d say he has plenty of culture, since he does have 2 nationalities to his name. And #2: what’s up with his lady friend making that comment? It was uncalled for and completely rude. But the problem stems from the acquaintance refusal to accept his background. He despises all things Mexican (the music, food, clothing), I mean, everything. He also has no connection to his Colombian background, so I guess you can really say his culture is Americana. He doesn’t have any interest in the history of his 2 so called “cultures”, but yet he proudly proclaims himself as Colombian (notice he leaves the Mexican part out). THAT REALLY FRIES MY BACON!!! I KNOW MY PEOPLE AREN’T PERFECT, BUT THEY’RE MY PEOPLE!!! How can you argue you have a culture when you refuse to acknowledge it? It boggles the mind. If you’re Irish, be proud to be Irish. If you’re from Kenya, be proud of your heritage! Don’t deny it because the moron’s you hang around with it will make fun! Here’s what I mean, Mexicans are stereotyped as having thick mustaches, wearing boots and cowboy hats and listening to music that has an accordion in it. Hey, make fun of if you want, BUT IT’S MY PEOPLE!!! I EMBRACE THAT CULTURE AND IT MAKES ME A BETTER, MORE COMPLETE PERSON FOR IT. I hate ignorance, but it seems to be all that this individual is promoting. Fine, be just Colombian, but embrace that heritage. Don’t deny your roots and pretend you’re something you’re not. All right, Pats have one more game to go! Let’s hope Eli doesn’t come out of Peyton’s shadow just yet.

FRIENDLY OUTRAGE!!!

*NOTE: Names and genders have been changed

Greetings readers. And a happy Friday to all! I know what you’re thinking: “This guy doesn’t have a friendly outrage! There’s no such thing!” Very, very true. The reason this is a friendly outrage is that I’m outraging on behalf of a friend of mine. See, he (let’s call him………Adam) recently had an experience with a young woman that really frustrated him (let’s call her………Eve). For a while now, he’s had his eye on her. Thought she was a good looking person and had a very attractive personality. They basically clicked. So, for a while he kind of hinted that he was interested. I warned my friend to be careful, if she returned the interest it might be on the rebound since she just went through a nasty breakup. Of course, he didn’t listen. So, what happened next? They chatted and text each other for weeks, WEEKS, PEOPLE!!! But they never seemed to get beyond the initial stage of light flirting. So, he decides to let it rest. She wasn’t going to budge and he wasn’t going to bother her with constant flirting. So he stopped writing the messages and she didn’t write any back. A couple of weeks went by, and, lo and behold, a text message. This happened for the next couple of weeks. He’s hinting and hinting, but she doesn’t get it. So, my friend summons up all the courage in his tiny frame and decides to go all or nothing. Tells this girl that he likes her and would like to know if there’s a future. “I like you as a friend”. That was the reply. Now, I’m not going to play the biased card here. My friend will get his in a minute. But what is this girl’s issue? IF YOU HAVE NO INTEREST, DON’T LEAD A GUY ON!!! GET HIM OFF YOUR CASE AND HE WON’T BE BACK!!! The smart ones won’t anyway. So that’s the outrage my friend told me about. And now for my friend. Seriously, dude. You kept hinting but she didn’t show any interest. She like the attention from a guy because she had just broken up and felt lonely. What a dope! Readers, try very hard to realize when someone shows interest. If they seem like they’re indifferent, DROP THEM!!! Hey, have a great weekend. Go Pats! 2 more to go!

POTHOLE OUTRAGE!!!

Another day, another dollar. So, what’s on the mind tonight? My lovely city is. How many of us have noticed in my city or in your own, the poor condition of the roads. Most places have some slight bumps here and there. I don’t think there is such a thing as a perfect road or street. But I do expect something nice from a government that takes my tax dollars. While driving on the road, it’s a constant drive for survival. There are no potholes in this city. THERE ARE CANYONS!!! I’m scared, readers. Sincerely scared of  hitting one of these potholes and getting into a serious accidents. IT’S THAT BAD!!! So, to the city officials, quit getting jobs for your cousins and their “peeps” and start fixing my streets! It’s an embarrassment that a great city like Chicago has the worst roads in the nation. And we want to get the Olympics this way? Just the other day I was driving down a street that seemed to have a bunch of craters and saw more than 3 people changing their tires due to a flat caused by a pothole. As awful as it sounds, the city probably won’t react until there’s some sort of fatality. It’s a shame it has to get to that.

HYPOCRITICAL OUTRAGE!!!

Before I get started, I do have a quick question. How many of us are sick of hearing about Britney? I sure am. Just felt like throwing that in there. So, what’s in my old noggin today? Many times we’ve encountered people who are so sure of they things, they swear by them. People who are so sure, they’d put all their cash on the line. These people are often the same that have high standards and morals. Well, isn’t it so great to see people fall into their own trap? I mean people who preach something getting caught doing the very thing they’re protesting? I’d like to see someone from PETA at a fur store or a porn star promoting abstinence. Regardless, it really bothers me when people are called out for being hypocrites, but choose to ignore their own faults. I’ll give you an example: a while ago, I outraged about loud talkers in public places. During the holidays, I found myself in a similar situation. I was talking loudly in a public place and didn’t know it. When it was brought to my attention, I used my indoor voice. BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT DON’T GET IT!!! IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF, LISTEN TO THEM!!! If someone told me my breath stinks, know what I do? Look for a mint or some gum or something. People, don’t call someone out then do the same thing they’re doing! It really ticks me off when someone calls me fat, for example, while dipping their face into a triple whopper. If we’re going to call people out, let’s make sure we’re not doing the exact same thing we’re preaching about.