ATTENTION OUTRAGE!!!

“SERENITY NOW!”

-Frank Costanza

 

Indeed readers! Serenity now! What a terrible week I had last week. It was so bad I didn’t even get a chance to vent to my favorite audience. But in that week, I’ve had plenty of rage stored up and now I’m going to share it with you all. I’ve done my best to continue my ventures to the gym and I am seeing some results. One of the things I’ve noticed at the gym and shared with you is that some people don’t go for their own benefit. They go to be seen. and There’s one ass-hat at my gym that fits the bill perfectly. I understand when you’re working out you get an adrenaline rush, but the rest of the things he does is all an act and IT REALLY ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME!!! DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO HUFF AND PUFF WHEN LIFTING A 10LB DUMB BELL?!!! NO!!! The guy lifts up something and then yells out and struts around the gym! Granted he’s in good shape, but not everyone cares! I understand being helpful, but this guy gets in everyone’s business. And if he were a good looking guy, I’d understand it. But from the looks of it, most people just have pity on him. He has a rat face. I’m not saying that because I think I’m all that, but I recognize my ugliness. I don’t go around parading myself to gain attention. It’s jerks like that that ruin it for the rest of us. Anyhoo, hope you all had a great weekend, and don’t worry, you’ll be hearing from me more often. Take care now!

MINI-SKIRTS AND OUTRAGE!!!

Today on the way to work, I exprienced yet another dummy on the road. But I already outraged about that, so lets take it in another direction. One of the things that really fries my bacon is being called a perv. No, I’m not a perv. Here’s why: if women didn’t want guys looking at their chest or at their rear, they wouldn’t wear such tight fitting, revealing clothes. That’s sexual harrasment! They tease and tease, but if we make a comment, BOOM! Lawsuit on your hands. Why can’t women just admit that they like the attention and that’s why they wear those clothes? I’m not a sexist in any way. I believe women should be treated like a queen, with all the dignity in the world. But why do they do that to us????? Us men like women. We love them. But it’s not fair to be called pervs for noticing a woman looks great when she’s the one wearing skimpy clothing. If we’re pervs, why can’t she be a skank? It makes no sense, no sense at all. It’s an outrage, I tells ya!!!!!! Feel free to agree or disagree.