A CENTURY OF OUTRAGE!!!

Well, here we are. Almost at 2008. I hope everyone’s 2007 has gone well until now. I ‘ve had a pretty good year. So what does the future hold for us? Maybe a spaceport? A Led Zeppellin Reunion tour? Another view of Britney’s vag? Well, I wouldn’t count the last one out. But here’s one thing I am not looking forward in 2008. All the sports media dopes that are not from Chicago are going to say the same thing over and over until they’ve beaten it to death. What will they say? “Hey Bill, did you know the Cubs haven’t won a WS since 1908″? It’s going to be everywhere. And it’s to those dopes that today’s outrage is dedicated to. As a loyal Cubs fan, I’d just like to say NO! I DIDN’T KNOW THAT THE TEAM HAS BEEN LOSING FOR A CENTURY! THANKS FOR THE REMINDER!!! It really steams my cabbage when these media hoo-has come in to our town and think they know everything about the Cubs history! Yeah, we’ve been losing and thanks to dopes on TV sports networks or sports magazines we haven’t forgotten it. It’s painful enough as it is. Why do they feel the constant need to remind us of our losing past. Imagine your best buddies gets cheated on. Are you going to remind him everytime you see a woman that his ex-flame let some other yoyo dip his wang in her? Let me assure you, he would not like it at all! So, please, comment once and only once on it and lets play baseball. Yeah, we’re losers and we know it. We don’t have to be reminded every summer of the century of Outrage. Can’t wait until spring training.