Before I get started, I do have a quick question. How many of us are sick of hearing about Britney? I sure am. Just felt like throwing that in there. So, what’s in my old noggin today? Many times we’ve encountered people who are so sure of they things, they swear by them. People who are so sure, they’d put all their cash on the line. These people are often the same that have high standards and morals. Well, isn’t it so great to see people fall into their own trap? I mean people who preach something getting caught doing the very thing they’re protesting? I’d like to see someone from PETA at a fur store or a porn star promoting abstinence. Regardless, it really bothers me when people are called out for being hypocrites, but choose to ignore their own faults. I’ll give you an example: a while ago, I outraged about loud talkers in public places. During the holidays, I found myself in a similar situation. I was talking loudly in a public place and didn’t know it. When it was brought to my attention, I used my indoor voice. BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT DON’T GET IT!!! IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF, LISTEN TO THEM!!! If someone told me my breath stinks, know what I do? Look for a mint or some gum or something. People, don’t call someone out then do the same thing they’re doing! It really ticks me off when someone calls me fat, for example, while dipping their face into a triple whopper. If we’re going to call people out, let’s make sure we’re not doing the exact same thing we’re preaching about.
A CENTURY OF OUTRAGE!!!
Well, here we are. Almost at 2008. I hope everyone’s 2007 has gone well until now. I ‘ve had a pretty good year. So what does the future hold for us? Maybe a spaceport? A Led Zeppellin Reunion tour? Another view of Britney’s vag? Well, I wouldn’t count the last one out. But here’s one thing I am not looking forward in 2008. All the sports media dopes that are not from Chicago are going to say the same thing over and over until they’ve beaten it to death. What will they say? “Hey Bill, did you know the Cubs haven’t won a WS since 1908″? It’s going to be everywhere. And it’s to those dopes that today’s outrage is dedicated to. As a loyal Cubs fan, I’d just like to say NO! I DIDN’T KNOW THAT THE TEAM HAS BEEN LOSING FOR A CENTURY! THANKS FOR THE REMINDER!!! It really steams my cabbage when these media hoo-has come in to our town and think they know everything about the Cubs history! Yeah, we’ve been losing and thanks to dopes on TV sports networks or sports magazines we haven’t forgotten it. It’s painful enough as it is. Why do they feel the constant need to remind us of our losing past. Imagine your best buddies gets cheated on. Are you going to remind him everytime you see a woman that his ex-flame let some other yoyo dip his wang in her? Let me assure you, he would not like it at all! So, please, comment once and only once on it and lets play baseball. Yeah, we’re losers and we know it. We don’t have to be reminded every summer of the century of Outrage. Can’t wait until spring training.
