OUTRAGE-OUS BEHAVIOR!

Most of us have a team or an athlete that we admire and follow. For example, I’m a Chicago fan, but I used to love watching John Elway play. It’s something common. You can’t help but admire people for their talents. People like Peyton Manning, who is a fabulous QB. But what exactly am I outraging about? The people who take it a step too far. One of my favorite days is Super Sunday. I love to get together with my friends and enjoy the most watched event of the year. And every year we make predictions. It really, really bothers me when we get together for these events and people act like fans of the team that’s playing. If it’s Oakland and Detroit for the NFL championship, am I going to cheer and jump out of my seat and scream in my friends ears because I want Oakland to win? NO!!! LEAVE THE CELEBRATION TO THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LOVE THE TEAM!!! Yeah, I might have put a couple of bucks on Oakland, but that’s no reason to pretend I’m a lifelong fan. Sometimes I just like to watch the games. I don’t care who wins, but people have to ask the idiotic question: “who do you want to win”? I DON’T CARE!!! So, at this years Super Party, make sure you don’t make a fool out of yourself by pretending to be a fan of whichever two teams make it (I just used Oakland and Detroit as an example, I mean, let’s be serious). If you can just contain yourself and manage your alcohol intake, I can guarantee you won’t be wondering why you’re head hurts, have a black eye, and why you’ve woken up in a dumpster.