“It’s not a lie, if you believe it”
-George Costanza
Hello Faithful Readers! As you might have noticed, I haven’t posted anything the last couple of days. The truth is readers, I’ve found that venting was good for sometime, but I am all outraged out! Sure, there are things that bother me, but talking about all the bad things about my day just kinda seemed to make it worse. So, I’ve been doing some serious thinking (and perhaps some drinking) and I’ve reached a conclusion. While I will maintain my blog, I don’t think I’ll just talk about things that outrage me. Truth is, I’m outraged every day, but it’s usually about the same thing. So, instead I’m going to write about my daily thoughts, most of them outrageous. Like today, for instance. I’ve discovered something somewhat disturbing about myself. I think I’m the only schmoe on this planet that finds Amy Winehouse attractive. Not with the bleach blond hair and not with all that crap on her head and face. If you look at some pictures of her early career, you’ll see what I’m talking about. But everyone I ask seems to have something or another against her. I mean, sure, she’s throwing her life away (although she looks healthier due to the rehab) and she’s married to an idiot, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t good looking. You know who is good looking? Jaime Pressly! Something about her really floats my boat. I’m a big fan of “My Name Is Earl” and let me tell you, I would love to have Joy Turner/Hickey/Darville boss me around. I’d love to be her Joy-Boy. But enough of the dirty talk. This is the new format this blog is going with readers: my daily thoughts and opinions and yes, the outrage. Like the potholes again. They are ridiculous! Hope to hear more of your opinions, thank you to those of you that have replied. Oh another thing I’d like to start doing is having a quote of the day. This will be at the top of every post. Hope it keeps you interested. Talk to you all very soon!
